Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

heard a good joke: someone thinks they'll slow me down or stop me: can i get a hell yeah? #
I have a trilby: discuss! #
Police helicopter above Bridgeton- who's been naughty I wonder! #
38percent approval: devo max me thinks #
Can't sleep #
likes White Knuckle Ride by Jamiroquai on Ping http://t.co/4pkBg59F #iTunes #

step brothers is one of my favourite films ever #
All you Kindle users need to get over to http://t.co/S7CjkvqF : they have some Kindle books down to 99p! #
HAHAHAHA fucking man city! hehe #

We had great parties and Robin (arm ceo) would always sign off bar bills because he believed the best deals were done over a pint………. #
switch 1 of 12 completed #

Aloe black @o2 abc tonight #
I just used #Shazam to discover Music by Marvin Gaye & Erick Sermon. http://t.co/qxHKmfdz #
I just used #Shazam to discover Breathe And Stop by Q-Tip. http://t.co/HsyQSWi3 #
I just used #Shazam to discover You Don't Love Me by Dawn Penn. http://t.co/wAiWiRgA #
Aloe black can rap: fuck yeah! #
2611 as Frame Relay Sim: http://t.co/UhR498nZ #

So only one major Smartphone OS is pre iPhone now: hint: its not Windows http://t.co/ZHhz37g7 #
in a word Smicht: NO: http://t.co/N5xjszGf prick #
when you have all your dreams in ur hands, then you can relax, or set new goals…. i choose the later…. SHALHA #

Shirley's new iPhone: I am the worlds greatest salesman http://t.co/JmNXPBn5 #
Ygh http://t.co/ImT8JD8g #
http://t.co/DFa7ySYB what a fucking donkey!… they're fucked once there is no oil #
Another crazy frigging headline from bbc: Puffin found at hospital sex clinic in Winchester dies #

iplayer on the TV really is the canine's testicals #
who wwants to play david location bingo… glasgow london glasgow london glasgow standsted harlow stanstead glasgow #
David Thorne is again: Genius: http://t.co/E0fbkrPZ #
Stansted now #
Bus map harlow stansted http://t.co/JVoZ2s96 #
Harlow now #
Harlow – Home of fibre optic communications, and fond of a good round about #
Is "Life's too short" the greatest bit of comedy Gervais (nay anyone) ever written #
5 meg on a mifi, unbelievable! #
if you could just get your coat and hat and follow me to the exit: youre too stupid for earth http://t.co/SZPrhcBf #
who is HJK #
fucking hell.. life's to short : brookeback moutnain: amazingly wrong #
ok and now its harlow-standsted-glasgow and no outbound planned #
Proud to be a R.A.T. #
stanstead mac #
New blog post @ http://t.co/LIs4BpcO: Tester http://t.co/3L4LSWRe #
Porsche uses Mobil 1 0w40 as the factory fill. #
rat or sleekit bastard: I'm spoilt for choice #
Ed Balls looks like a cartoon school teacher- dislike very much #

iplayer on the TV really is the canine's testicals #
who wwants to play david location bingo… glasgow london glasgow london glasgow standsted harlow stanstead glasgow #
David Thorne is again: Genius: http://t.co/E0fbkrPZ #
Stansted now #
Bus map harlow stansted http://t.co/JVoZ2s96 #
Harlow now #
Harlow – Home of fibre optic communications, and fond of a good round about #
Is "Life's too short" the greatest bit of comedy Gervais (nay anyone) ever written #
5 meg on a mifi, unbelievable! #
if you could just get your coat and hat and follow me to the exit: youre too stupid for earth http://t.co/SZPrhcBf #
who is HJK #
fucking hell.. life's to short : brookeback moutnain: amazingly wrong #
ok and now its harlow-standsted-glasgow and no outbound planned #
Proud to be a R.A.T. #
stanstead mac #
New blog post @ http://t.co/LIs4BpcO: Tester http://t.co/3L4LSWRe #
Porsche uses Mobil 1 0w40 as the factory fill. #
rat or sleekit bastard: I'm spoilt for choice #
Ed Balls looks like a cartoon school teacher- dislike very much #